I just had a thought, if I can be so happy and feel so strongly for someone who apparently didn’t give two shits about me, imagine how great it will be when I fall for someone who loves me back…
You can’t even fit all the info on one line but expect me to?? #lmfao #logic
this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.
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Harry Potter text posts
Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family
Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?
#do you remember when harry asked for food in fourth year#because the poor kid wouldnt survive on the durselys new diet?#i bet you anything he only asked#’if you have just some leftovers or scraps you could give me i would appreciate it’#but molly weasley was like HELL NO#and baked him like several pies#molly weasley doesnt fuck around with her children#even if she didnt give birth to them#molly weasley for life
Omg ugh I have so much caffeine in my system right now I am so hyper. Like jfc this feels like the time my mom accidentally gave me 4 of my brothers adderall instead of ibuprofen like I was so wired then I didn’t sleep for over 24 hours and then I just completely crashed during school and was comatose and didn’t function at all that day and woaaaah so hyper right now I can’t concentrate on anything.
So I’m laying in bed on the computer with no shirt or bra on, just my snuggie. And I had to pee so I got up and walked to the bathroom wearing just my snuggie. And like someday someone is going to decide that they like me enough to move in with me and the first time i do something like this they’re gonna realize what a huge fucking mistake it was. Lmfao
7. Dr. Addison Forbes Montgomery, Grey’s Anatomy/Private Practice
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